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Welcome To My Random Crap Page*
*Full of crap which is random!

Welcome to the page i created to fill with pointless tales of well stuff! Read on and then feel free to sit and ponder..........why.......why would anyone waste their time writing such pointless crap, so random and cruddy! Oh well enjoy before our childhood ends and we are forced to actually do something with our lives!

Try to contain your excitement..........
I do not wish to alarm any of you, but i have found to most amazing creation known to man kind! It is, as seen on you right ladies and gentlemen, a cheese car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This must be the car which cheeseman owns! Now me and cheese can finally find out what he is up to and discover his hiding place!

Why it's hip to be a square....................
Here it is folks the exclusive story, why it is hip to be a square!
Well it all started in maths when myself and Caitlin were talking about the crappy coursework(about squares - you can see where this is leading!) and being the odd and imaginative person that i am i came up with the completly original idea of.......Lord of the Squares! With Caitlin as Lord Squaron. In this senario Lord Squaron fought other shapes in the battle against evil!
Anyway................we then got onto the subject of Semame Street (yay) and we discovered that our favourite episode was the on where they sing the song "its hip to be a square". So there you have it the story of why i have an obsession with squares!

Crap isn't it!

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Its Kinda big but hey.....................its the beautiful Brandon Boyd!
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A very Special Seal Dedication!
Here i would like to place a special dedication to Gemma Tongue, a dedicated seal lover who would never put a healthy seal down! Gemma may have a laugh about her new nickname "Seal lover" but its not all fun and games and whenever Gemma visits the sealife centre! (woo hoo) she buys a badge, of which 20p of the proceeds go to a seal sanctury.
Gemma Tongue is a very special person, and she'll stay a part of me forever, god bless her and her seals!

Gemma France would like to present you with an offical French sealife centre badge, thank you!

Also, a special thanks to Laura Eadie another Sealife lover, and also now and honourary Pirate.
Oo Ar one eyed Eadie!!!

My recomended Film of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!
The other day I discovered a new filming delight, in the form of "Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil!", which must be the most well made film ever, made, i believe, in 1993 the amazing special effects are even better than the amazing work Mr Craig did on editing the rock concert video! The acting can't be beat, its utterly spellbinding (pardon the pun!)it made me laugh, it made me cry, it make me throw up and much more! Truely an amazing, heart warming, fun-filled tale for the whole family to enjoy, except young children - who you will menally scar! And the elderly - who will most likely have heart attacks! But otherwise its great for the rest of the family!
I rate the film *****, because its great!

If anyone is interested in now watching the film, either see Jo or go to a pound store (great value!)